green juice

get wasted on green juice this st. patrick's day.

so, i realize that drinking fruit and vegetable juice on st. patrick's day is not traditional. i'll take a jameson over juice any day, but this cleanse has forced me to reevaluate my beverage of choice. at least it's green, right? if i was going to add alcohol to this drink, a cucumber infused sake would be the way to go.

• 6- 8 lacinato kale leaves, washed
• 2 green apples, cored and quartered
• 2 kiwis, peeled and cut in half
• 1 stalk of celery, washed

juice all ingredients. (i have a breville compact juice extractor that i love) close your eyes and pretend it's alcoholic so you don't feel left out of the good times.