Charles "Chill" Addams
Charles Addams is best known as the creator of The Addams Family, and it's clear from his comics that they weren't a stretch for his imagination. He was an original goth with a wicked sense of humor. It's hard not to laugh with a man who married his third wife in a pet cemetery. Speaking of wives, his perspective on spouses is pretty straight forward:
As is his perspective on kids:
His hilariously pessimistic views are just as funny now as when they were first released. Take a look at more of his work here when you have some time to kill.